snug slacks

is it difficult for you to be so beautiful?

or do you find the advantages tend to outweigh

the disadvantages?

am i being rude?

i'm sorry

i've never really had the appropriate attitude

do you think that life is easier when one looks as good as you do?

or do people always say that you're a narcissist?

do they ingratiate themselves to you and act all obsequious?

come on now baby

you can tell me it's just between the two of us

snug slacks baby snug slacks

now you're giving me a different kind of panic attack

i said a

sick joke

baby crack smoke

now take me out in your pick up for a midnight poke

i said stonehenge baby drug binge

now you got me all damp down in my netherlands

snug slacks baby snug slacks

now let's get you out of those and see what kind of punch your manhood packs

you know it takes an ass like yours to make it possible for me

to have developed such a very high tolerance for inappropriate behaviour

i mean i can take it or leave it

i don't need it

and i hope i haven't spoken out of turn

but if you'd be so kind i could use some help with my thesis on carpet burn

by the way i got tickets for us to see joan baez tonight

oh? i guess i misunderstood

i never heard of joan as policewoman

but i do love me some angie dickinson

and let's be clear

joan baez makes gg allin look like charlene tilton

snug slacks baby snug slacks

now you're giving me a different kind of panic attack

i said sick joke

baby crack smoke

now take me out in your pick up for a midnight poke

i said stonehenge baby drug binge

now you got me all damp down in my netherlands

snug slacks baby snug slacks

now let's get you out of those and see what kind of punch your manhood packs