i don't know what the fuck i did with my wallet
hey mate can i get it into the phone to call my people 'cuz i lost my phone too?
eeey! i'm the life of the party
eeey! look what i just started
now everybody raise your cups and sing
man i never wanna grow up
people think it so cool to see me drink all this jack
man i don't know what i started
sometimes i think it's so whack
they give me shot after shot after shot and shot after that
asked to be in front of people and rap
okay it's all fun and games until i buckle and snap
you're a fan of these raps
but i'm not in the mood for you to ask for it autographed
look at your hand and i laugh when you reach out for a dap
because i'd rather be rude than cool
man i'm just lookin' to fight
that's why some people get slapped
just seein' my inner demons
so be aware when i sluggish be muggin'
someone go buy me some help
if i don't drink i can't sleep
passed out in all of my clothes
my shoes are still on my feet
i go to bed around 2 and wake up a quarter passed 3
go to the bathroom and throw back up everything that i eat
my body's so overworked i look in mirrors and weep
feel like i'm 50 years old
look like i'm restin' in peace
my brain is grilled as salami
i kinda feel like my mommy
'cuz i don't listen to shit
i twist the cap on the 5th
and that's just to keep from bendin' like i'm 'bout to be sick
from all this stress and anxiety of celebrity shit
i hear this shit way too much; michael you've had enough"