sofa king

mf doom

please

read from sheets

i am

i am

sofa king

sofa king

scared of a bunch of water

then get out the rain

order a rapper for lunch and spit out the chain

then kick a lungee off the tip of his timbo

and trick a honey dip into a game of strip limbo

odd - he couldn't find no remorse

a wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse

of course his technique was from a divine source

never knew the price of ice

or what swine cost

one guy tried to bite the heat

that's when he discovered the other other white meat

ohhhh! the one they hate so well

he sure keeps it psycho like the old bates motel

they came to ask him for at least some new tracks

but only got confronted by the beast with two backs

knock - mouse is a made man

villain laid it down like the best laid plan

belle the cat

who the hell is that near the middle

got y'all but it's not all beer and skittles

prepare the vittles

got riddles and spittles

crystal clear to the jot

or the tittle

sssst! it's hot off the griddle

came to take the cake whether it's a lot

or a little

kaboom; doom is nervous large

you could tell by his blooming room service charge

dark and tall to boot

the only thing was wrong was he was bald as a coot

used to rent a van from peter pan

the red and tan

and keep the human foot for his dead man's hand

this was when the mask was brand spanking new

before it got rusted

from dranking all the brew

stanking too

pew

kept all his earnings in the bank and his shoe

spat what he knew

energy for true

to all fake rappers

twenty-three skidoo

excuse you

any room in the class front?

for a blast of the blunt

shrooming since last month

doom a human in the mask

born to stunt

danger zooming past mad fast on the hunt

keep your streets

we got the city neatly conquered

discretely with the cd till they be completely bonkered

the fans demanded it

handled it

swallow it

his own brand of shit

if only he could bottle it

hmm. nah

shit could get messy

the feds tried to torture him for the secret recipe

he said it's no use

i only know half

no speaka de english

i only do the math

bzzt! felt no pain

his brain was saturated with cocaine and rogaine

he said - try scan

no thing

three-card dead

fly man go for bling

he got bled

i jam over sting

see spots red

i am sofa king

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