song for when you get a bad haircut

Singer:rhett & link

i should've never gone

to get my hair cut

by my roommate's mom

80 percent off

is not a good deal when she

cuts 80 percent off

uh!

should've gotten a clue

by lookin' at my roommate's 'do

looks like

two squirrels climbed up his back

made it on his scalp

and died in the act

she was clippin' away

i caught a glimpse of myself

in the mirror

i wanted to say

somethin' but i didn't want to offend her

so i shut my mouth

then she gave me a spin

i looked like a stunt double

for the weeknd

i got a bad

bad

bad

bad

bad haircut

my head looks like a

baboon's butt

i should audition for

the role of friar tuck

'cause i got a bad

bad

bad

bad

bad haircut

i got a modern art installation

on my head

i look like i walked off the set of

the walking dead

i got a bad

bad

bad

bad

bad haircut

i got a bad

bad

bad

bad

bad haircut

but

haircuts they are

temporary

it'll grow out before

you get married

unless you're already married

and in that case

it'll grow out

before your second marriage