song for when you want to quit smoking

when smoke pours from my mouth

i feel like a dragon

or like gandalf

blowing magic rings

with his best friend bilbo baggins

or james dean in his white t-shirt

with smokes rolled in his sleeve

or my granddad puffing in those polaroids

and he looked just like me

but cooler than me

'cause he was smoking

but he's dead

and so is james dean

and sure james dean died in a car wreck

but i bet a cigarette caused the accident

and bilbo and gandalf never existed

but if they did now they would be dead

but dragons

they do exist

and they have special lungs that resist

the carcinogenic effects of smoke

but i don't

so i'm not gonna smoke

'cause i'm a person

not a dragon. rest in peace bilbo baggins