button is right. there. i don't follow. shouldn't it be harder to get to?
but then i can't reach it! look
you're all missing the point!
which is?
i don't need to use my laser
cause i have a giant bomb!
which will cover this whole planet
in a toxic green napalm!
and this bomb's armed with a timer-
why not set it off right now?
well
i. i don't know how. seriously?
every bomb you've ever crafted
has a flimsy metal plate
and inside it are the wires
meant to help recallibrate. well
i guess that's true
they often do. but what's this all about?
don't you think those crucial wires
could be easily torn out?
no. that plate requires a hex wrench to take off!
or a fist. but toxic bombs are nothing compared to my true master plan!
do tell. i can climb inside a robot
one that's footsteps shake the ground!
and which has no major defects
and/or weak points to be found. it shoots missiles from its fingers!
and its arm becomes an axe!
and it follows simple patterns
for its movements and attacks. fine! my evil plans and wicked schemes
may seem a bit underwhelming. but the greatest weapon that i have's
this death egg that i'm helming!
this thing's a piece of junk. hey!
and it also smells like an evil armpit. see? the jungle badger finds it intimidating. oh. i forgot to mention: i deactivated your weapons systems earlier. huh?!
i also found a copy of your death egg schematics and uploaded them to spinterest. you what?!
yeah
your wifi's completely unprotected. oh
hey-- three respins!
no way. i can't believe this. yeah. also
this thing's about 20
000 miles overdue for an oil change. never trust auto mechanics!
well
i didn't want to do this
but you've finally forced my hand!
now i'll show you all the evilist thing
that i have ever planned!
it took countless days and endless nights
but i thought it ironic
that the badnik who would end you all
would be named. wait for it. metal sonic!
what did you do with my robot?
i don't know. what does he look like?
blue
metal
your height-
oh
and dashingly attractive? yeah
i bumped into him. and where is he now?
well
part of him went out the window
and the other part got caught in a trash compactor. agh! what now?!
fog horns. huh. sounds like you've got an engine problem!
oil changes
man. no
no
no!
he's breaking it more. why's this always happen?!
every time
in every game!
when i think i've beaten sonic
he defeats me all the same!
and no matter what my tactic
not a plan or strategy
will ever yield a single triumph
or one victory. tough luck
eggnoodle. maybe if you let us out
tails can fix your engine. i can do that from in here
actually. shhh. i suppose i have no choice but to set you free. then again. could it be this situation