sonic doesn't need a story

june 23rd 1991

let loose

i knew you were born to run

six zones

one boss

it was all i needed

dashing

ring collecting

unimpeded

but now you're everything from half a werewolf to a race car driver

you've lost some weight and your eyes are greener than i recall

and as i understand there was a game where you became king arthur

bring back the days when playing sonic was still cool

keep your princesses cos

sonic doesn't need a story

he runs fast and gets rings and loop-de-loops his way into your heart

sega

learn from your mistakes

now it's time to sit down and leave out the cutscenes

cos we don't care anymore

we accepted tails and knuckles too

flickies took some time but they were cute

chaotix started to push my patience

amy rose was an abomination

his name could be robotnik

but it could be eggman

what's it matter

as long as he still has that flying egg machine

don't let me play as him or tell me more about his dead grandfather

just swing his marble ball and chain across the screen

keep your olympic games cos

sonic doesn't need a story

he runs fast and gets rings and loop-de-loops his way into your heart

sega

learn from your mistakes

now it's time to sit down and leave out the cutscenes

cos we don't care anymore

don't want silver

don't want dark gaia

don't want rouge the bat

don't want blaze the cat

don't want shadow

don't want shadow

don't want shadow

don't want shadow

hover skates are not the same as running at the speed of sound

hover skates are not the same as running at the speed of sound