space camp

greetings earthlings

i first started rapping at space camp on cape canaveral

i was the only rapper who wore klingon face makeup in battle

my lyrics are intriguing like a lecture about microchips

i don't hold the mic

i attach it to my glasses using alligator clips

i punch in and punch out like mike tyson and little mac

i'd have better breath control but my allergies are really wack

i think i just shit myself

good thing i'm wearing a diaper

where's my graph paper

i need it for the hip-hop cypher

if my calculations are correct i reek of cat shit

and there's semen all over my xena warrior princess magnet

i come correct like a student saying a squared plus b squared when referring to the pythagorean theorem equals c squared

i think i smell a meteorite

somebody romulate!

i don't sell crack

i manufacture hydrogen phosphate

software

hardware

zip disk

ethernet

database

graphing calculator

little debbie snacks

ram

rom

gigabyte

megahertz

error code 404

referring page not found

dial-up

satellite

cable modem

double click

shift key

f7

cake products