special olympics
stephen lynch
watch them try to catch a ball
watch them fall into the pool
but those guys playing wheelchair basketball
got to be about the funniest freaking thing i've ever seen in my life!
even though he stood in place
resting on his giant tongue-
'cause these games are a beautiful thing
okay i'm really just avoiding karma
because my kids are probably going to be born crippled and blind
and be some retard that i'll have to spend with all my time