stay at home dad
Singer:jon lajoie
while my wife's at work i've got a bottle in my hand and spit up on my shirt
baby wakes me up around 5 am
kicking and screaming until his face turns red
he usually tends to calm down once he's fed
cook my wife breakfast while she's getting ready
o-oh someone's diaper is smelly
o-oh it leaked all over his belly
o-oh it looks like mustard and jelly
kiss my wife goodbye while i clean up his bum-bum
it's time for his bath this is gonna be fun fun
i try not to get soap in his eyes
he really doesn't like it
i make funny noises with my mouth like this
then we play pick-a-boo it makes him laugh
during his afternoon nap i watch 'the price is right' and i make myself a snack
if i have errands to run i take the van
strap him in his car seat and bring his baby bag
i always make sure his seat's well strapped in
my baby security is important
but i gotta make sure to be back by 4 o'clock so i can prepare supper while i watch oprah
what should i make tonight maybe some pasta
and a caesar salad my wife will like that
5 o'clock is the time that she comes back
she asks me how my day was
it's all in a day's work as a stay-at-home dad
i like winnie the pooh but my favourite disney movie is the lion king 2
that's right i take care of my children