i'm tired of buying penthouse and oui and hustler
it's friday night i'm all alone still a bachelor
she said she'd call me when she'd finished work
haven't heard a word all day
i may not be warren beatty or mohammed ali
i ain't asking a great deal
just a female to move in with me
i'll share all my records
toothbrush and car
and color tv
honestly
a single girl for my single bed is my remedy
she doesn't have to be a movie star
cover of a magazine
she can work in a garage all day
in the evening some canteen
i'm tired of blind dates making silly mistakes
it's embarrassing
i've had no complaints
but obviously you've guessed
no compliments
won't someone please answer my prayers
before i'm old and grey
i've been lonely too long
all of my family think i'm gay
she doesn't have to be a movie star
cover of magazine
she can work in a garage all day
in the evening some canteen
attractive female wanted
active female wanted
i may get drunk stink like a skunk
but she'll look after me
put me to bed ease my aching head
and made fuss of me
you know what i gonna do
think i'll write a letter
to mr. hugh heffner confidentially
dear sir
a single girl for my single bed is my remedy