stone cold buggin'

now this rhyme right here has been dedicated

to all rap fans that said that they hated

the other mc's whose rhymes deviated

'cause this is real gold

it's not gold plated

a few years ago these rhymes were created

i was real proud and very elated

it took a long time as i claculated

but now i look back

i'm glad i waited

at so many times i was so frustrated

'cause i couldn't finish up what i initiated

i got mad and quite agitated

and i remember rhymes that i had confiscated

but one day

this girl

she perpetrated

she was cute and quite educated

we got married at once

an it was consumated

but once it hit the books it was ill-fated

she took me to court

to have it liligated

a judge and a jury

that's how it operated

the jury went away

and they deliberated

then she took all of my money

had my house renivated

i felt so poor

and so humilated

because of a fight that i instigated

but i got my money back

and i was jubilated

'cause the first court decision was never validated

for weeks and weeks

i just celebrated

because the jury and judge recapitulated

and all of my funds were never liquadated

yes i won

yes i dominated

i saw another girl and my heart pulsated

she just looked like that girl

i made it

would've have been part two of this rhyme that i've stated

so i'll just go home and read my sports illustrated