stone cold steve austin

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i wanna be a champion

i wanna be best friends with marilyn manson and

call my manager and tell him stop managing

cause all the future plans they may all be cancelling then

i wanna drink so much that i can't stand up from where i'm sitting and

do so much coke

dr. pepper can't even out sniff me and

even santa claus is just as real as a wrestler

i knew all my presents were in my mom's dresser

so

fuck being famous

i just wanna be hated

fuck the generation

i just want to be sedated

fuck being cool

fuck the whole school

i wanna swim naked

so

i'll be skinny dipping in the summer

with nothing but a gold chain on

screaming money ain't a thing

everybody sing!

i'll be hanging from a streetlight

singing out my favorite song

singing out my favorite song

i can feel it in the air tonight

i'll be hanging from a streetlight

singing out my favorite song

singing out my favorite song

i can feel it in the air tonight

i'm spiking everybody's kool-aid

buy a couple castles and make every bum a roommate

keep it groovy

on a two way

living loosely

but for juicy

and they loving it like who say

yours truly

stay tripping like a suitcase

don't shoot me

sh-shoot me

unless it's with your camera

in that case

it's spectacular

i'm seasoned like a calendar

they cleaner than a janitor

and i make em say aye! like we in canada

cause i wanna be a champion

i wanna pop pop pop pop

more than hanson did want to be

i wanna be morisette than alanis

then i wanna spend at least a million bucking on cannabis

don't wanna never ever ever stop being faded

always rolling on tongues like r's in the spanish language

r-rrrreal shit

bear sing the hook and make them feel the shit!

i'll be hanging from a streetlight

singing out my favorite song

singing out my favorite song

i can feel it in the air tonight

i'll be hanging from a streetlight

singing out my favorite song

singing out my favorite song

i can feel it in the air tonight

i'll be skinny dipping in the summer

with nothing but a gold chain on

screaming money ain't a thing

everybody sing!

i'll be skinny dipping in the summer

with nothing but a gold chain on

screaming money ain't a thing

everybody sing!