stone thames

heard the news about the scare in the underwear

population's getting thin

forget the bomb

its carnal sin

yeah

marriage up

divorce is down

no one wants to fuck around

save the rose

reject romance

micky mouse don't drop his pants

now to sexual relations better take a wife

now that sex is death

better lead a boring life

no time for social kissing

you'll hardly raise a smile

when you think what you'll be missing

iron undies back in style

now where did it start and where will it end?

be nice to the wife

can't trust your friends

masculine natural nowadays can offend

never gonna fall in love again

no no no

seems like only yesterday

cocaine and ecstasy

run around and jump on anything you see

a marriage of convenience

saw a doctor went abroad

saved up a few pennies

ran the weelchair down to lourdes

now handsome is as handsome does and i did it everywhere

before the current era i didn't have a care

bloodstream destination

megavitamin therapy

artificial insemination

d.i.y. vasectomy

oh spaceman

junkfood dallas

the 20th century

two world wars

a great depression

this must be germ war iii

now where did it start and where will it end?

be nice to the wife

can't trust your friends

masculine natural nowadays can offend

never gonna fall in love again

no no no

no need for alimony 'cause no one wants to split

leisure times a gamble

but jogging keeps you fit

now i packed my bags for china

join the yellow race

nostradamus had a theory

they're inheriting the place

blamed it on the haliens

c.i.a

and kgb

a.r.c. light a shining down on monogamy

new date really hard

promiscure? change your views

unless you got a health card

take a tip from howard hughes

oh trocadero transfer

i-beam closet scene

cat and mouse with the press

expose celebrity

now where did it start and where will it end?

be nice to the wife

can't trust your friends

masculine natural nowadays can offend

never gonna fall in love again

no no no

the tramp of time continues

en masse to wedding bells

but they haven't made no breakthrough to helper t. white cells

wholesale hyper wipe out

technology against the pest

put away those etchings

sorry baby no contest

notches and phone numbers

collection flesh as pelts

stealing cancers thunder

blows below the belt

oh

don't it make you wonder 'bout how the cards are dealt

holy cow

now where did it start and where will it end?

be nice to the wife

can't trust your friends

masculine natural nowadays can offend

never gonna fall in love again