stranded in a limousine

paul simon

he was a mean individual

he had a heart like a bone

he was a naturally crazy man

and better off left alone

well

he stopped one night at a traffic light

and when that light turned green

he was a mean individual

stranded in a limousine

hey hey hey hey

all the children in the street

they come running out their front door

running out their back doors

flying on their feet

they said

mama oh! papa oh!