stuck in a closet with vanna white

doctor

every night i have the strangest dreams

doctor

listen to me

tell me what this means

first i'm goin' shopping in my underwear

then all of sudden i'm floating in mid-air

my lips fall off and everybody starts to stare

donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere

now doctor

wait a minute

you ain't heard nothin' yet

next comes the part that i won't ever forget

now i'm being followed by these russian spies

they give me some velcro and an order of fries

suddenly i'm bowling on the starship enterprise

i fall down a hole and that's when i realize

i'm stuck in a closet with vanna white

i'm stuck in a closet with vanna white

night after night after night after night

all right

doctor

won't you tell me

am i going insane?

was it something i ate or something wrong with my brain?

see

i'm naked in church when i meet a dinosaur

try to run but my feet have been nailed to the floor

then a midget pushes me through a revolving door

and i'm back in the very same place i was before

now i'm stuck in a closet with vanna white

i'm stuck in a closet with vanna white

night after night after night after night

and it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me

and i try to escape but it's just no use

and we're runnin' outta air and the walls are closin' in

but vanna

since you're here

why don't you let me buy a vowel from you?

come on

vanna

come on!

doctor

all those crazy dreams have started again

that's right

i even wake up screaming now and then

see

i'm coming home from work but i forgot my address

i'm half an hour late for my algebra test

then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest

and i'm falling and falling and i guess you know the rest

i'm stuck in a closet with vanna white

i'm stuck in a closet with vanna white

night after night after night after night

i'm stuck in a closet with vanna white

stuck in a closet with vanna white

n-n-n-night after night after night night night

then i'm stuck in a closet with vanna white

i'm stuck in a closet with vanna white

night after night after night after night

i'm stuck in a closet with vanna white

i'm stuck in a closet with vanna white