born in a place called home
the place is cold but something warm
stretches my umbilical cord
would you all relate?
could you all relate?
i'm a crowd of trouble
you've got a prodigal son
don't you think so mum?
watch out the dog
he wants some more
the dog has eaten my
umbilical cord
umbilical cord
delicious dog
here i am a delicious cracker
i'm cracker man
and my mummy said
daddy is dead two seconds late
i'm a crowd of trouble
a crowd of trouble
i always love the fruit a little green
i always ate the meet a little red
please hold me
please hold me tight
i always loved the girl i never had
call me silly girl
don't be shy
you know i'm not going to bite
i'm a hundred years old
and i'm cold
would you be my bride?
well no
oh no!
would you all relate?
could you all relate?
that i'm a crowd of trouble
i'm a crowd of trouble. delicious dog
umbilical cord
umbilical cord
here i am
i'm a dog
i'm on crack
a cracker dog
a dog on crack
an animal
and my mummy said
daddy is dead two seconds late
i'm a crowd of trouble
a crowd of trouble