student union

sippin' snakebite n' black

it didn't taste nice

in fact it was flat

sitting at this half bat holly wrap

student union bash

you asked me to dance i said no

so i sat on my arse

watching all these arty-farty

hooligans trashing the bar

how bizzare?

went to the courtyard for tobacco and tar

saw these chicks doing this flex

wearing tee's but not wearing bras

la

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it was all

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at the student union bar

i was dragged to the student union bar

it was crap at the student union bar

i was at the student union bar

what a headache

sippin' on cheap drinks and geeks galore

somewhere i ain't been before

never went to uni

and i never was a student

i'm a high school dropout

was a popular loner

making papers not exams

so

yeah

i brush my shoulders

man

roll ups

smoking

get up joker

fuddy duddy in a? sippin' on your vodka

oh my gosh

i think i might have clocked ya

is this how you go about becoming a doctor

la

la

la

la

la

it was all

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la

la

la

la

at the student union bar

i was dragged to the student union bar

it was crap at the student union bar

i was at the student union bar

what a headache

at the student union bar

i was dragged to the student union bar

it was crap at the student union bar

i was at the student union bar

what a headache

la

la

la

la

la

it was all

la

la

la

la

la

la

la

la

la

la

it was all

la

la

la

la

la

at the student union bar

i was dragged to the student union bar

it was crap at the student union bar

i was at the student union bar

what a headache

at the student union bar

i was dragged to the student union bar

it was crap at the student union bar

i was at the student union bar

what a headache