stupid producers

these stupid producers

yo

wassup my main man?

what's your name?

i heard you got beats

yeah i hear what you sayin

but are they flames?

you got a card or somethin?

put your number on the cd

i'll give you a call or somethin

how long you in town?

where you stayin at man?

who's your manager

him over there?

the nigga with the southpole sweatsuit and permed hair?

listen don't even trip

i just want some beats to finish my shit

i'm lookin for some hard shit

yeah

like some beat brokers or mark sparx shit

huh

play what?

lay what?

yo relax my main man i'ma call you

peace

i got back to the crib

popped in the cd

and turned it up loud to see if had some real beats

i heard somethin i felt

i hit the nigga on the cell to see if it was for sale

yo can i speak to dj. yo i'm feelin tracks 2 and 6

whatever

bottom line: you give me the tracks

i give you the cheddar

we can do it around 10pm

in the studio off of lankershim

at that point

i didn't even feel like answerin him

stupid-ass motherfuckin producer got me real upset

and i ain't even got to work with him yet

i showed up at 10:30

so i was already late

he showed up after me and forgot to bring his own dat tapes

he shook my hand with both of his hands

and told me he could play it over again with both of his friends

yo

as long as i get tracks 2 and 6

i don't give a fuck who really produced the shit

just do the shit (okay

calm down. you better watch who you beef with nigga

for real!)

when i get back

i want it laid

yeah you gonna get paid!

i'ma leave

jump in the car

speed

go to my man

get some trees

get somethin to eat and i'll be back by 3

will you be done by then?

hold up

five hours later you ain't laid nothin?

not one piece of percussion?

you mean to tell me you ain't pressed one button?

you think this is motherfuckin pre-production or somethin?

you know we ain't got a budget

who told you to order lunch

bitch?

(hold up bis

you ain't got no love for me?

your name's canibus and you ain't got no bud for me?)

you know what? fuck it

i don't even want it no more

cause the track you sellin me probably ain't even yours

i can't stop these teardrops of mine.""