style parody

Singer:bart baker

at last

i've found a man who won't leave me fast

great ass

and when i drone on he doesn't talk back

in the bedroom

oh!

he lets me do all the things that i like to do

when we screw

oh yaaaaaaaaaahh

and even though this song's title is 'style'

it's not at all about harry styles

you can see i'm over that guy!

this video is a boring piece of shit

i don't know why anyone would even want to watch it

it's just a lame rip-off of true detective's credits

mixed with a bad film school thesis

it's so fucking pretentious

i went way over budget on 'blank space'

i destroyed a vintage sports car it was such a waste

that's why this vid is just crap projected on my face

and these pieces of broken glass

these pieces of broken glass

i'm psycho

by now everyone in the world knows

but i don't

act all crazy in this video

i'll play nice girl

oh!

and even though i'm the devil i'll fool the world

i'll fool the world

bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

this song sounds like the soundtrack of 'drive'

with its cheesy 80's synth vibe

and that annoying funk guitar line

i'm going to use a satanic ritual

to bring you to life so you're not just a big doll

you'll be my real boyfriend and you'll always make me smile

and we both will kill harry styles

we'll skin and kill harry styles!

we're here to stop you taylor

you are sick

this is the last time that you write about me you bitch!

you can't stop me

oh yes we can

boys

unzip your pants

let's use our one erection power

our gigantic 1d power!

roar!

looks like our work here is done

lads. hey

that mannequin could be a great replacement for zayn!

by golly

you're right! he's hot and he's got no brains

he's perfect!

yay!

where the hell is that mannequin that crazy bitch stole from me?!.this'll work. yeah