sumthin' for nothin'

foolish bride call me up

beg to scratch her itch

rich old man got the needle

slipped and dropped a stitch

name the time

name the price leave your door unlocked

i'll bring a toy guaranteed to put the spring in your shocks

sumthin' for nuthin'

gigolo sounds so cold

call me teacher's pest

twice a day

double pay

at my trade i'm the best

never late

watch her watch seconds on the clock

overtime

break my back

slip and fall in the crack

sumthin' for nuthin'

well in and out

it's never free

sumthin' for nuthin'

leave the money where it's easy to see she plays the role of a roving matriarch

diamond rings

fancy things

dubonnet on the rocks

for a treat gave it free-happy 63

crazy days

easy money-i was just 16

easy money for such a good deed

sumthin' for nuthin'

ya

in and out it's never free

sumthin' for nuthin'

satisfaction guaranteed

sumthin' for nuthin'

target practice in the dark

sumthin' for nothin'

i'm a crack shot on the mark

and i love my work