edam anchorman

i took no notice of you until

i got to know you when i was home ill

i had the measles whilst you had a tan

you scanned the autocue with sincere mind

edam anchorman

you live in disgrace with a plastic face

edam anchorman

just taking the can from the staff around the van

edam anchorman

edam anchorman

i bought a dagger and a picture of you

for fourteen dollars and ninety-two

revenge for all those unanswered calls

i can see you but you can't see me

edam anchorman

you live in disgrace with a plastic face

edam anchorman

glowing in beige on the national stage

edam anchorman

edam anchorman

i wanna be there for you

we know all the shit you do

ah! ah!

edam

edam

such a sinister bloke came in

on the telephone at home

ah! ah!

edam

edam

edam anchorman

you live in disgrace with a plastic face

edam anchorman

just taking the can from the staff around the van

edam anchorman

edam anchor

edam anchorman