super happy sunshine fun club

with these clever raps i could probably summon a rainbow

but it'd get awfully lonely without someone's hand to hold

let's go galloping in mythical great big fields

we'll see what all our constrictive efforts have to yield

we can form like voltron just as two rapping superheroes

in tight tight spandex who cares if they call us weirdos

we'll form a softcore super rapping super clique

the name super happy sunshine fun club ought to stick

we'll have more fans than justin bieber

and we'll overload vans full of lust and beaver

on our cross-country tour with brian bell from weezer

but uh

just in case i get nervous on stage

and i hold your hand can you please not call me gay"?