super mario bros. the musical

if a turtle takes your girlfriend

then just give us a call. we do rescues for a very modest fee. we can handle any koopa troopa trouble at all-

-with a limited service guarantee!

if you need to catch a bunny

better get out your money

cause we got a bargain here today!

baking cookies! demolition! we'll take any old commission-

-for a pittance of our ordinary pay. we're the mario brothers!

don't accept any others!

because saving your princess

is part of our business!

so call up the mario bros!

say you need a golden beetle for your new beetle box-

-or your ape can't be kept inside its cage. or perhaps you lost your power star in dire dire docks-

-we can find that for a small but honest wage!

star road broken? home is haunted? we're entirely undaunted!

there's no problem too big- -or price too low!

we can dance! he can paint! -i'm a pilot

but he ain't-

we're olympic-level go-kart-golfing pros!

we're the mario brothers!

we're your number one druthers!

we play tennis and soccer-

i'm also a doctor!

make way for the mario bros!

if you've got graffiti to erase. or you need our help in outer space!

we can ref a fight or check your piping-

travel time or teach you typing-

blast off bowser's face!

we're the mario brothers!

we're discreet undercover!

need a rabbid ejection

or hotel inspection?

we'll plan you a party

yo!

ko lucario!

just ask the mario bros!