super smash bros
Singer:bull, dan
rap battle? super smash brothers?
you've been invited to the battlefield of war
with a cast of characters i'm sure you have all seen before
i'm the master hand from smacking you
i'm snatching up your score
kats i'm packing up for sure
trophy on my shelf after yoshi loses his health
i gradually loosen my belt
cuz i get a tad gassy after having devoured
i'm a bad mother! the master of super smash brothers
don't believe me? then you can ask others
got fond memories of smashing them like past lovers
so amass your gang together for the last supper
i'll hack and slash them like a beam sword through a pack of butter
i'm heavyweight rolling through like a fat trucker
slap daft buggers from behind like a back scrubber
to blue and black colours
back brother! venues get ripped for days
it won't take a final smash from me to bring you d-day
i'll just wind up and punch your lights out like dk
what did he say? you never heard someone mad before?
murdering anyone ever to make it
if you're taking a minute to battle it's easy
that'll be way better off for your health
it'll be worse if you ever did see me
or you'll get smashed! smash!
do you want to demolish this jaunty song?
i'll prove you promptly wrong
you're an iddy biddy little diddy
i'm a fazioli grand piano
is it bad form to smack you off the platform
so hard your head cracks open like a smash ball?
my home run bat will smack you through the back door
so hard you'll be like: ow