superman's song

tarzan

wasn't a ladies' man

he'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm like that

quick as a cat

in the jungle

but clark kent

now there was a real gent

he would not be caught sittin' around in no junglescape

dumb as an ape

doing nothing

superman never made any money

for saving the world from solomon grundy

and sometimes i despair the world will never see another man like him

hey bob

supe had a straight job

even though he could have smashed through any bank in the united states

well he had the strength

but he would not

folks said

his family were all dead

planet crumbled but superman

he forced himself to carry on

forget krypton

and keep going

superman never made any money

for saving the world from solomon grundy

and sometimes i despair the world will never see another man like him

tarzan was king of the jungle and lord over all the apes

but he could hardly string together four words i tarzan