surprise, surprise

you got the look

but not the credit

they wrote the book

on how to sell it

from cigarettes

to skinny jeans

you got the money? they got the means

all you upper class daughters

and working class sons

it's hard to save a dollar

the way the world runs

you're the target market of a corporate joke

it won't be so ironic when your daddy is broke

surprise surprise

surprise surprise

you're much better looking when you're in disguise

surprise surprise

surprise surprise

and this revolution has been brought to you by. just find a style

so you can mimic

the tortured artist

the jaded cynic

the latest gadget

is just a gimmick

another sucker

born every minute

well i'm sick of this town

bringing me down

it's a first world epidemic all around

well i'm sick of this town

bringing me down

a lost generation trying to act profound

all you upper class daughters

and working class sons

it's hard to save a dollar the way the world runs

we've got a counter culture you can buy off a shelf

if you're losing your identity

try somebody else!

surprise surprise

surprise surprise

you're much better looking when you're in disguise

surprise surprise

surprise surprise

and this revolution has been brought to you by

those who seem to think we don't care

and those who seem to think we're not aware

surprise surprise

surprise surprise

you're much better looking when you're in disguise

call the ranks. call the ranks. call the ranks. all you working class daughters

and upper class sons

it's hard to save a dollar the way the world runs

we're the target market of a corporate hoax

our generation is a fucking joke

surprise surprise

surprise surprise

you're much better looking when you're in disguise

surprise surprise

surprise surprise

and this revolution has been brought to you by

those who seem to think we don't care

and those who seem to think we're not aware

surprise surprise

surprise surprise

you're much better looking when you're in disguise