i just walked in spillin my drink
i play ball but i never scored a basket
sandusky wouldn't fuck me
to get my shit together i would have to eat magnets
so if you're lookin call it off
i'm fever than justin bieber
it was lookin like a seizure
i'm accidentally celibate
i could sign and drive a boxy honda suv and not be in my element
but this year i can bench 85 like bill belichick
i just dropped a coffee sloppy
and i'm retarded and i only wrote 14 bars
i met this girl named betty
shook her booty all around it
had to call my man and tell him
i hung up and lit a candle
when i in the bar i order cran and peach drink
i'm so real that i freak if i see a spider
i won't walk into a dark room without a lighter
give me the mic and i made it my two-thug shit i chipped it
i'mma be out at a restaurant counting the bill but you know i won't pitch in
nonfiction books be my addiction
picturin my nana on the couch knittin me mittens
collecting food stamps to save for a mercedes
spray painting nautical stars all over the neighborhood