tables and chairs

if we can call them friends we can call them on red telephones

and they won't pretend that they're too busy or they're not alone

if we can call them friends we can call

holler at 'em down these hallowed halls

just don't let the human factor fail to be a factor at all

don't

don't you worry

about the atmosphere

or any sudden pressure change

'cause i know

that it's starting

to get warm in here

and things are

starting to get strange

and did you

did you see how

all our friends were there

drinkin' roses from the can

how

how i wish i

i had talked to them

and wished they

fit into my plan

and we were tired of being mild

oh so tired of being mild

we were so tired

i know we're gonna meet someday in the crumbled financial institutions of this land

there will be tables and chairs

pony rides and dancing bears

there'll even be a band

'cause listen after the fall there'll be no more countries

no currencies at all

we're gonna live on our wits

throw away survival kits

trade butterfly knives for adderal

and that's not all

woah!

there will be snacks

there will

there will be snacks!