taco grande

taco. grande. taco. grande

yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado

yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado

las flautas y tamales

siempre muy bueno

y el chile relleno

you see

i just gotta have a tostada

carne asada

that's right

i want the whole enchilada

my only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla

i need a quesadilla

i love to stuff my face with tacos al carbon

with my friends

or when i'm all alone

yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero

un burrito ranchero

so give me something spicy and hot

now

break out the menu

what you got

now?

oh

would you tell the waiter i'd like to have sour cream on the side

you better make sure the beans are refried

taco. grande. taco. grande

well

there's not a taco big enough for a man like me

that's why i order two or three

let me give you a tip

just try a nacho chip

it's really good with bean dip

i eat uno

dos

tres

quarto burritos

pretty soon i can't fit in my speedos

well

i hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas

and a pitcher of margaritas

well

the combination plates all come with beans and rice

the taquitos here are very nice

now i'm down on my knees

we need some extra tomatoes and cheese

and could you make that separate checks

please?

taco. grande. taco. grande

buenos noches