i can kick a stupid nervous joint when i'm yawning
common's comin with that old oh excuse me
cause see i'm like bowser
kickin it with the sha-na-na-na
quarter pounder french fries
comin again hip-pop-pop-pop bring it back selector
ya better duck cause muck-a-luck
common is coming soon to a theater near you
i be kickin it with the doubly-dope rhymer
i'm trippin-and-dippin-and-slippin with the rhyme like sli-mer
i tried to scheme for a sec
tried to write a bad check
tried to live how i had to fluctuate
the south side of chicago
five-oh-one come follow me yo
and i know i ain't did nuthin
the district think i be just a lil trick kid frontin
u ak got my back if there's any contact
in the back is a track from immenslope soul cat
sorta like oprah before she lost weight
i put my rhymes in good hands
and i'm all in a state of ease
givin bug mc's arachnaphobia
i gets moe skins than richard dawson
but i won't catch mono or no type of disease
wouldn't you like to be a pepper
is it true that i'm dope? {yeahhhh!}
here we go a loopedy loop de loo
a hubbeda alley oop to coop
i'm shakin-and-bakin-and-takin
break her arm and feather
whippin the wonder when she activates
hold up! my jaws are in my crack
this is the beauty of where i'm in a state
i meant to say demonstrate
where i've had too much eight
a finger-lickin with a finger-bone
owah-owah-owah-owah ayatoll
well you need to get some dick
when we started kickin on the one two
but the buck stops here buckaroo