taking my ball

yo.dre man.make my vocals sound sexy

come on man

come on man

okaaaay

it feels so wrong cause it feels so right

but its all right

its ok with me

i'll do my steps all by myself

i don't need nobody to play with me

but if you just give me a chance

i can put you in a trance the way i dance

but don't nobody wanna play with me so i'm

taking my ball and going home

hooome

i'm that guy man

shove a diamond up my hind end

and crush it with my butt muscles while i cut vocals

slut poke holes in ya shirt

jump in mud puddles

while i stomp mudholes in ya ass girl

now lets cuddle

blood curdling your gurgling on your blood

what i do for my next trick

im feeling won-der-ful

i think i might just do something a little less subtle

shove a fucking tonka truck up a little kids butthole

feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of the valentines day massacre slash assassin

i slash her in the ass with a icicle

and leave her laying a blood bath

while i put a catheter in

and jump in the bath with her

in my spiderman mask man

just imagine the fun i can have with a strap on

stick it up kim kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlon

are those pistachio's damn

i'd like to have some

laying on the patio man

rolling a fat one

shady drop the magic marker

put the cap on

god damn man are you that much of an asshole

i'm like houdini

tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each

one of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie

make the shit disappear like tara reid in a bikini

believe me homie

you don't know the meaning of a meanie

they call me the fruit loop from jupiter

i'm trying to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot

dont move or ya might get it stuck so fucking far up in your uvula

you aint gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus

totally tubular sniffing glue through a tube in the studio

now who do ya think is more fruitier

weenier smoothered in peanut butter putting on a tube of ya eye shadow and man it look nice

you should've seen it mother

i think i'll put a piece of art on my visa card

then i'll go meet mischa barton with a cuisinart

then mosy on over to rosie-o-donnell's

with mcdonald's jump on her lap and watch the sopranos. shady what are you doing chewing on a human

grab an aluminum bat hit heidi klum in the back

boom!

assuming the fact that dudes in the back room

using the bathroom vacuum and a racoon

skewing a rat a cat screwing a baboon

you shouldn't ask what is he doing with that broom

you should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds

you in a trance

i'm back doing my dance ooh

but there afraid i might get sarah palin by the hair

and make her wear a bathing suit and take her para sailing

shady why you gotta pick on the lady for

why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk?

cause i'm scared there's monster's under my bed

kelly pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet

no wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed

you like graffiti dike

well i can pee pee and write your name

fine nobody wants to play with me

fuck you then bitch!

you guys are always mean to me anyways

all you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff

you guys are gonna make me.make me sad i'm sad

i'm gonna cry.i'm crying

i'm going' tell my mom.mom.