talking chinese

i'm asian

so no one understand anything i say. all i can do

is take your order for sweet & sour soup. when i try to say hi

no one understand

so i have no friend

yeah

when they ask me for rice

they need ask me twice

my english is bad. but if we're talking chinese

i talk it perfect so come talk it to me

we talk it all day long

if you come say hi

we have good time

chong ching chong

ching chong

now if we're talking chinese

i talk it better and i know karate

i come from vietnam

if you could say hi

it would be nice

chong ching chong

king kong

try to find love

i walk up to a girl and i say hello

but i can't talk english

she asks me for a eggroll like a bitch. no one knows what it's like

being all alone

it really blows

yeah

someday i'll learn to talk

til then i'm stuck

with a shitty wok

now if we're talking chinese

i talk it perfect so come talk it to me. i talk it very good

if you want some rice

or some advice

come and ask for some. now if we're talking chinese

i talk in mandarin and in cantonese

i talk in lots of stuff

if you come say hi

we talk all night

chong ching chong

ching chong

so are you chinese or japanese?

i from beijing

so are you chinese or japanese?

chinese

the language from which all other languages come. chinese

it goes like rucka rucka chucka ching chang chong. chong ching chong

ching chong

my name lee

hello. my last name lee too. lee lee. ehhe

now if we're talking chinese

i talk it good so will you talk it to me

i talk like ching chang chong

if you come say hi

we're friends for life

wong wing wong bing bong

now if we're talking chinese

or if you talk in thai

that's good by me. i talk in lots of stuff

if you black or white

or girl or guy

i love everyone. talking chinese

i talk chinese

talking chinese

oh god why me. if you're free tonight

we could get high

on bath salts

bath salts

now if we're talking chinese

i talk it perfect so come talk it to me

we talk it all day long

if you come say hi

we do some guys

chong ching chong

ching chong