tarzan and jane

there's a riot in room 42

it was chemistry

now it's a zoo

and they kicked out the teacher

miss prune

tuned the heat up to one hundred two

tarzan and jane

tarzan and jane

now they're ripping their shirts and their tights

now they're swinging from flourescent lights

look at bob

he was getting straight a's

who's he carrying 'round on his face

tarzan and jane

tarzan and jane

now they've called in the men wearing blue

there's a cameraman from channel 2

on the news at eleven does edgar rice burroughs

get royalties on local news

tarzan and jane

tarzan and jane

well

tomorrow at 7:04

as the principal says shut the door"