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teacher faces porn charges
the 75 steps take me to the top of the hill
but if i take time to walk in
too many yes men and yes women
teacher faces porn charges
kids laugh at him in flip-flops
i'm like one of those nonexistent old blokes you see
and my mother is still putting money into my account
so i can go out and shop in flip-flops
to buy a plastic bag of beer
things should be in order
i'm not talkin' about the usual shit
things should be in order
teacher faces porn charges
topshop is offering the local pervert all he needs
ten kinds of for 5 pound 50
that's 6 pound if i pay on card
they've even produced a glossy special offers leaflet
putting it through every corpse's door
kill yourself via our cheap deals brochure
suicide through a haze of 10 for 5.50
and three deep-pan chicago-style pizzas for 2 quid
together with the card charge that's 8 pound
the local shop always gets my support
because at the co-op it's easier to shoplift
and when you're a rat in a run
you can't afford to chip your tooth
you can't afford to chip your tooth
teacher faces porn charges
2 pound 75 for an homemade chili
or 3 pound 50 for a mega-breakfast
including toast and a cup of tea
i always go in with a suit jacket on
because if i ask for extra toast she doesn't charge
she must think i'm quite posh
there's a great view of hell
asbos doing 200 miles an hour
on horrible looking scooters
whatever happened to vespas?
people seem happier on a saturday
10 kinds of and 3 deep-pan pizzas 7 pound 50
when you're playing the fame game
the ground floor's the hardest one to get the lift out of
if you can succeed in getting to the first
if you think you've got something
be looking at what i'm currently looking at
through the windows of this cafe
exclusively brought to me by the fame game
teacher faces porn charges