ten with a two

last night downtown i was drinking the booze

like it was going out of style

my whole head got light

i lost my eyesight

i ain't been that drunk in awhile

along about 1 i spotted a queen

and i started to make my move

aw

she was believing every line i was laying

lord i was just too cool

well i thought i died and gone to heaven

but lord did i look like a fool

last night i came in at 2 with a 10

but at 10 i woke up with a 2

last night i came in at 2 with a 10

but at 10 i woke up with a 2

i've got 20/20 vision when i ain't drinking

but lord when i do i lose

i ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman

but i sure woke up with a few

last night i came in at 2 with a 10

but at 10 i woke up with a 2

well i made up my mind

i was never gonna find

myself in that condition again

but here i sit on the same barstool

and just look at the shape i'm in

i done spotted me another queen

sitting at a table alone

so i strolled on over and sat myself down

and asked if i can take her home

when she said yes

i thought i'd been blessed

but boy did i look like a fool

last night i came in at 2 with a 10

but at 10 i woke up with a 2

last night i came in at 2 with a 10

but at 10 i woke up with a 2

i've got 20/20 vision when i ain't drinking

but lord when i do i lose

i ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman

but i sure woke up with a few

last night i came in at 2 with a 10

but at 10 i woke up with a 2

now you may laugh

but if you've got the cash

i'll bet you 10 to 1 you have too