i hope i have a real high voice like you someday. what's my name? mc
and what do i do? rap. m.d.'s screaming need 50 cc's of mc stat. e.r. staff be freakin' like mariah on the rag. mc chris squeezin' contents out of tiny plastic bags. it's like hypnotizin' eyes and gettin' digits on the pad. legs seperate like hyphens because mc's still the mack. identify the items by the bar code on the tag. identify the rapper cuz he's knee deep in the vag. i got my glocks cocked
i got my nine's primed
i got my crosshairs locked on kelly lebrock's behind
i got my lungs locked on chemotherapy kind
i got more rhyme than shel silverstein and shakespeare combined. i sound like a ten year old
or so i've been told
but you don't need a voice that's low to make the microphone gold. other's claim that they be midas but they got laryngitis
so wont'cha kick it with the mc with the voice that's the highest. i said
i sound like a ten year old
or so i've been told
but you don't need a voice that's low to make the microphone gold. other's claim that they be midas but they got laryngitis
so wont'cha kick it with the mc with the voice that's the highest. so come on. here ya go kid. mc
one more thing. come on i gotta get onstage. i got a question. what is it?
how'd you get to be such a big star?
well
i'm a pretty good fuckin' rapper. what's my name? mc. and what do i do? rock. i'm intimidating jocks
and inseminating socks
i'm infiltrating flocks of fembots
high off that hemlock
mud wrestling bittie buttocks like ox. let's knock chucks cuz we can't afford boots. let's get high aka pull tubes. don't ask why
just let it all loose
watch this mike get abused
watch me change your attitude. call me gavin
i'm the captain of this carnival cruise. kathy lee lets me rub my dick on her boobs. seems tweens in cleavage jeans is many a man's muse
all mc needs is just a bucket of booze. watch me
blow a load on your butt tattoo
watch me
come back for seconds like it's chinese food. no one can hear you scream
cuz it's a soundproof room. i'm done
get the fuck out
send in number two!
um
mc. i got one more question for you. eh
what is it kid? i gotta get onstage. um
will you be my daddy?
yeah
i'll be your daddy. get in the van. what's my name? mc. and what do i do? roll. i'm all up in that shit like it's fuckin camel toe. olsen twins on my dick like it's a stripper pole. if you're hooked on the shit
my middle name is methadone. so
let's do this quick so no one will ever know. mc nice got more ice than a fuckin' eskimo. he's not whack nickleback singing songs for michelobe. jigga man
why you treat me like animal?
at the mall
at the park
rollerink
backyard
soft hearted bard who makes the hardcore hard. i weigh a buck fiddy
stand 5.5
and when i muff dive
you see the fuckin fur fly. don't own a celly
my sneakers is my ride
been disgraced
demoted
i been denied. all my fan mail says someday that i'll get signed. mc chris