on the tequila

bring on the tequila oh

on fire on tequila oh

my friends and i meet hours before

we make some home made pizza

we do some funny bits back and forth

my knees buckle i laugh so hard

we might end three sheets to wind

and who knows where we'll wind up

all i know is there's a car waiting

and we'll figure that out after

i have to keep my eye on my old friend from high school

we've known each other for the longest time

she has trouble with her dance so to speak

she can hoist a really good kick in the butt when she's excited

she doesn't do it so much anymore

'cuz we're all on to her

bring on the tequila oh

on fire on tequila oh

mostest most on tequila oh

bestest friends on tequila oh

then there's my other pretty friend from high school

the predator in me is put to shame by the predator in her

and now i've reeled it in

it'll be interesting to see how much she's done as well

then there's my friend from chigago

god do i love all people from chicago

all ready to light up the barbeque

and be harping on debauchery

bring on the tequila oh

on fire on tequila oh

mostest most on tequila oh

bestest friends on tequila oh

then there's my canadian friend

what a fabulous mom she's become

she's been tortured in this sense

for the last many of months for obvious reasons

she was like hey where was this part of you when i wasn't pregnant"