texas man abducted by aliens for outer space joy ride

they cruised around the universe

they were looking for girls

i guess

all i could think of was: how did i ever get myself into this mess?

i didn't have much money

they didn't have much class

i didn't even want to go

and they made me pay for gas

they swerved around the planets

at a thousand times a minute

singings songs

i sang along

but my heart wasn't in it

they dropped me off at home

and in a wink they were gone

they didn't even apologize

for the skid marks on my lawn

they cruised around the universe

they were looking for girls

i guess

all i could think of was: how did i ever get myself into this mess?

i didn't have much money

they didn't have much class

i didn't even want to go

and they made me pay for gas

they said that some day they might be back

i wish they would let me be

in fact

if i don't ever see them

it'll be just fine with me