that's how i beat shaq

and it goes

and it goes

and it goes a little something like this

hit it!

aaron's in the house

come on

get up get up

i wanna make it bounce

here we go

aaron's in the house

get up get up

aaron's in the house

yo guys

check it out

guess what happened to me

i was hanging at the court

just playing some ball

working on my game

i heard the fans screaming

i thought it was for me

but then i saw a shadow

it was 12 foot 3

it was shaquile o'neal

i told him why not

i got some time

but when i beat you real bad

try not to cry

yeah

34 centre from the l.a. lakers

i knew i could take him

stared' at shaq

psyche him out

i said o'neal

you're in my house now

start the game the whistle blows

pay attention close 'cause the story goes. it's like boom

i put it in the hoop

like slam

i heard the crowd screaming

out jam

i swear that i'm telling you the facts

cuz that's how i beat shaq

so check it out

i thought i had the lead

but then he started scoring mad points on me

i was scorin' the bricks

was he hitting those shots?

i knew that there was a way that i could make it stop

i had a plan

that i could change the pace

i said

yo shaq you didn't tie your shoelace

he looked down

i stole the ball

i'm taking him to school now

watch me all

a 3-pointer

nothing but net

come on shaq

had enough yet?

down by two

i'm catching up

i guess your getting nervous

cuz you already lost

dunk after dunk

jam after jam

cheerleaders are cheering

aaron's the man

announcers were shocked

couldn't believe it was real

one more second

was all that remained

i put the ball up

i put him in shame

i must admit that it sounds real crazy

but the ball went in

then he cried like a baby

sorry shaq

i should've let you win

you're good too

and we can still be friends

the fans went nuts

they put me on their shoulders

then i heard a voice

and it sounded like my mother's

ma

can't you see that i'm playing the game?

aw

man it was all a dream

i guess that kinda thing could never happen to me

if it was a dream and it wasn't real

how'd i get a jersey with the name o'neal?

woah.