that's my story and i'm stickin' to it

kindergarten

king of excuses

sister mary mojo

so hard to trick

what can i say

the dog ate my homework

i could play the game

they love me anyway

alibis

angles and tales from the tropics

come to my mind

so easy and quick

spacemen from mars stole all of my money

i could play the game

they love me just the same

that's my story and i'm stickin' to it

that's my life and all that i've got

call me a liar

call me a writer

believe me or not

believe me or not

women always know before you tell them

the younger girls

so easy to trick

what's that word? i think i'm eccentric

i can play the game

they love me anyway

revelations

love when they happen

wizards and lizards

i choose and i pick

in a hundred years it all won't matter

how you play the game

they love you just the same

i will play the game

i still stay the same

i will play the game

believe me or not

that's my story and i'm stickin' to it

that's my life and all that i've got

call me a liar

call me a writer

believe me or not

believe me or not

i will play the game

i will stay the same

i will play the game

again

and again

i will play the game

i will stay the same

i will play the game

again

and again