i like what i like

i like chocolate so dark

it's almost evil to eat

i like cheese so sharp

it'll make your mouth bleed

sophisticated food is what i'm all about

i don't mind it if a fish decides to lay it's eggs in my mouth

30 percent cacao is the limit for me

and i'm an american man so i like american cheese

i eat my fish in stick form and my chicken as nuggets

and i prefer it when my sticks and nuggets are never touching

smooth jazz is too smooth for my disposition

i like my jazz to be confusing and dissonant

my favorite literary genre is french-canadian manga

and my favorite films are audio-only silent melodramas

top 40 jams are what i like to hear

you go to top 41 and things start to get weird

i don't watch movies not starring tom hanks but i'll take a chance if it's directed by michael bay

i like what i like

cause i like what i like

and i like liking the things that i do

and i don't mind that i don't like liking the same exact things as you

extremely abstract art is what i like to collect

that's just fingerprints

from people who don't know they're artists yet

well i too have a deep appreciation for art

i'm particularly partial to posters of dogs playing cards

i like moleskins

hummus

pilates

and tedtalks

i like thomas kinkade

cake

cake walks

and sidewalk chalk

i like driving motorcycles cause i get to change gears

i like riding on the side cause i like to not steer

i like what i like

cause i like what i like

and i like liking the things that i do

and i don't mind that i don't like liking the same exact things as. i like what i like

cause i like what i like

and i like liking the things that i do

and i don't mind that i don't like liking the same exact things as you