that was no lady that was my wife

uh huh

jack the lad with his three-pieced suit on

likes to keep his three-piece clean

at the bar with his whistle an' flute on

chats to broads with his old routine

they say

who was the lady i saw you with last night. hey hey hey

oh oh

that was no lady

you're talkin' 'bout my wife. ow ow ow

harry rash with his fancy foot work - showin' off at the local dance

givin' all the girls the glad eye - ain't their type - he don't stand a chance

oh ho

who was the lady i saw you with last night. well oh oh

oh ho

that was no lady

you're talkin' 'bout my wife. well oh oh

if she finds out

you know she's gonna kill me - i'll be nowhere to be found

she'll throw me out. will somebody come an' save me - i'll be hidin' underground

get on. hey hey hey

yeah. oh. oh well ho

oh ho

who was the lady i saw you with last night. woh ho ho

oh ho

that was no lady

you're talkin' 'bout my wife. hey hey hey

woh ah

that was no lady

you're talkin' 'bout my wife. oh ho ho

that was my wife. well heh heh