the 1st whutchacallit
Singer:bubba sparxxx
now allow me to present the very first resident
of this millenium mindframe
so make a print on this landscape and when it's little as a handshake
i convince you to think of bubba as yo' brother the color of mayonnaise
we lockin up these airwaves from lagrange to that staircase
and your projects up in queens with no budgets nothin but dreams
i consume me a couple of beams now i'm feelin like life is wonderful
got me seein past the lies that otherwise make me uncomfortable
i'm peepin out this jungle full of snakes
all huntin the same prey but the chase got them all negligent
and betty looks so elegent but our motive's dirty like sediments
it takes more to make bubba sway to slick talk at handsome measurements
fuck it i'm turnin celibate - nah
takin her on home but she stayin
i bet y'all think he playin when he tellin y'all he the first
with that 32-gallon thrist
who was the first whutchacallit? actin foolish at yo' function
the first whutchacallit - tryin out yo' daughter's suction
the first whutchacallit - lookin clean and still stankin
the first whutchacallit - in your head has gotcha thinkin
i'm the first whutchacallit - spinnin frequent in yo' city
the first whutchacallit - every weekend gettin shitty
the first whutchacallit - ridin chrome just because
i'm the first whutchacallit - with some nuts all in my drawers
you probably saw me out in kaia lit pushin up on mya
when the vibe ask her why i bet she say that i'm a liar
but i feel like i'm that fire and these bitches share that sentiment
my project's in the woods scarin like the blair witch with
from one roll to another head then cut her
now picture that with out a rubber
out the cutter twistin green
listenin to what you seen
that slick shit you spit get nada
fuckin queens small time but mostly it's just bear holes
and assholes with aloe but i guess you know how that goes
i'm through cryin over her cause after this shit i want neither
i'm off the meter totin heaters cause you showed me that's the sensity
a country caucasoid talkin noise cause it's my destiny
what you thought it was ain't nothin like what it is
from the swats up to your neck
hey man forgive me if the thought of bubba woke you from yo' sleep
get that phlegm up out your throat before you speak
why won't you just compete instead of mumblin petty shit?
or let me visit witcho' gul to see how wet that betty get
next let's hit the next millenium
oh bubba k's the silly one - hmm
we lose so many units that the fuckin charts exempt us
for me to guard is endless
got me tryna get some ice
so i can see the pray to christ
cause right now i'm hatin life
i won't never take advice so let me be to find myself
and even though i can't see i beg you lord for helpin well
and whoever else that felt my plight
from daylight to the day gone if you ain't wrong stay strong
and show these fuckin faggots seven figures they can hate on
rip the face off of this bitch
g.a. mob up in this bitch