the baddest man alive

i can take the pitchfork

from the devil

keep a super suit like i'm incredible

from the deep blue sea

to the dark blue sky

i'm the baddest man alive

i'll grab a crocodile by it's tail

handcuff the judge and put the cops in jail

make the meanest woman break down and cry

i'm the baddest man alive

i'm the baddest man alive

i'll take no measure

and i'll take no drive

sometimes i feel like i can fly

i'm the baddest man alive

i'm the baddest man alive

not bad meaning bad

but i'm bad meaning good

say my name three times

and you knock on wood

candyman hooks

i'll terrorize your hood

flashing macs on a cop

the way a gangster should

i snatch food from the mouth of a tiger

take a gasoline bath

then i'll walk through fire

bear hug a grizzly

suck milk from a titty

take the sergeant hat from his head and use it for a frisbee

spit in a crocodile's face

have a menage a trois with two female apes

then sleep in the barrel of butcher knives

i drink honey

straight from the bee hive

bungee jumping off the empire state

butt naked

rollerblade across the golden gate

butt naked

with the baddest man alive

and i don't plan to die

when the grim reaper come out

look him right in his eye

i'll bust off in the face in the witch of the east

tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth

hehehe

i'm the man who stole the golden fleece

and i'll date rape beauty right in front of the beast

the baddest man alive

and i don't plan to die

come on

somebody