the best song

this is the best song ever made in the world

this is the best song ever made in the world

other songs are good

even some are really good

but they are not the best songs ever made in the world

it has a lot of good beats and a lot of good singing

and the music is so good

even scientists don't know what it is

you can listen to it anywhere

on a bike or on a different bike

you can dance to it any time

in the morning or with your arms

you can also dance to it at other times

like at lunch

what are you gonna have for lunch? i'm gonna have two soups

if you already haven't noticed

soup is my favorite food

i also really like my watch

and my favorite song is this song

this is the best song ever made in the world

this is the best song ever made in the world

other songs make people dance

like beyonce and eminem's

but they are not the best songs ever made in the world

if you like listening to songs with your ears

well this is the song for you

you can listen to it while you jog or while you're running away from cars

my friend who is a mail man even likes this song

i guess a lot of mail gets delivered here

'cause he stands on this corner a lot

if you like eating sandwiches

you'll probably like this song

because just like sandwiches

this song is not made out of glass

a glass sandwich

that would be gross

i'll just stick with soup

did i mention soup's my favorite food?.oh yeah

i did

this is the best song ever made in the world

this is the best song ever made in the world

other songs have different instruments

like a guitar or a girl

but they are not the best songs ever made in the world

if you like this song a lot

say that you like it a lot

i like it a lot

and if you think this song is the best

have a bowl of soup with me

oh boy

that is good soup

and if you think this song is the best in the world

have a second bowl of soup with me

that is also good soup

ha ha ha ha ha ha

i tricked you

i don't even like soup

but you thought i did

ha ha ha ha

oh boy

i'm so good at tricking people into thinking that i like soup

ever since my whole family got drowned

it's my favorite thing to do

this is the best song ever made in the world

this is the best song ever made in the world

also my best friend got killed when he got hit with a snake

but this is the best song ever made in the world