the biggest, loudest, hairiest group of all
Singer:cale, john
can i leave here now before the show
just another one night stand
they can't sing and play as well as us
just a week ago we were in texas
tomorrow night we play the albert hall
i'm sorry there's no time to talk to you right now
now we're getting tired of the game
pillheads and the rest who come to hear
but things were fine when we made the money roll
living off the fat of every land
slept with girls who couldn't read or write too well
we could make a come back any day
we knew that we were right
the band was out of sight
the music's getting better all the time
but the crowds got smaller every place we played
and the clubs got dirtier as well
when the music stopped it was quite plain to see
the hairiest group of all