the boss and the secretary
Singer:adam sandler
i want ya in here right now!
i'll be right in. damn straight you'll be right in
what do i need? you know what i need
i want you to come on over here
fish my cock out of these
and suck on it for a while!
i don't think i can do something like that!
what if someone comes in?
you think i give a flying fuck about that shit? you get over
here and you start suckin it!
that's it! reach in there! reach in there and get
though. umm. alright. little. little lower. yeah?
do i gotta do everything? pull down my pants!
o. okay. now the tighty whities
here it comes! boing! now what you think of that?
this! my ding-a-ling! come on
play with the shit a little
baby! gettin warmer. okay. let me pull the fatty rolls apart
spring that shit out for ya
haha. what the fuck is that?
you thick fingered bitch! use your pinkies!
now we got it goin on. yeah?
let me fuck those pinkies. okay. yeah. okay. keep pressure on the sides of it
tell me how much you love it
tell me it makes you horny
tell me it's bigger than a tic tac
i don't give a shit if it is or isn't! say it is!
alright! your dick is bigger than a tic tac!
bigger than all that shit!
all that shit put together!
now don't get crazy on me
let's keep this shit semi-real
i like a man who shaves down here!
bitch! i'm still waitin on them weeds to
bust out and grow and what not!
what? you mean you haven't reached puberty?
i guess the only way to get you to shutup is to throw a dick in your mouth!
i'm suckin. suckin away here
ugg. move your mouth lower!
now you're on it! you're on it!
it's caught between your teeth! get it out! get it out!
don't be flossin with that shit
you gap-toothed bitch! be careful!
maybe i should just lick it then
im gonna lick it! cause i love to lick that thing
whoah! somethin just spewed all over my face!
that was the pimple again!
uh uh. let me reiterate. down. lower. bitch!
you better be playin! oh yeah
i got shit i wanna do to you
oh boy. time to pull your dress off. you're gonna get fucked!
i mean. is that. is that really possible?
bitch! you want me to smack you in the
hahaha" you laughin now? get the fuckin dress off!