the boss and the secretary

Singer:adam sandler

louise?

yes

sir?

i want ya in here right now!

i'll be right in. damn straight you'll be right in

what do you need

sir?

what do i need? you know what i need

uh

no i don't

sir

i want you to come on over here

fish my cock out of these

trousers

and suck on it for a while!

sir

i don't think i can do something like that!

oh

you can and you will

bitch! kneel down

now!

what if someone comes in?

you think i give a flying fuck about that shit? you get over

here and you start suckin it!

well

alright. yeah! yeah

that's it! reach in there! reach in there and get

yourself some candy

okay. okay

a little lower

though. umm. alright. little. little lower. yeah?

no

to the left!

left?

damn

bitch

do i gotta do everything? pull down my pants!

o. okay. now the tighty whities

pull that shit down too

mmmm. watch out now

here it comes! boing! now what you think of that?

what do i think of what?

this! my ding-a-ling! come on

play with the shit a little

uh

okay. lower

baby! gettin warmer. okay. let me pull the fatty rolls apart

spring that shit out for ya

yeah

that would help

whoop

there it is!

haha. what the fuck is that?

play with the shit

okay. that's right

jack it up and down

well. up and down!

well

it's hard to grab onto!

keep tryin

you thick fingered bitch! use your pinkies!

oh

okay. i'll try that

yeah

now we got it goin on. yeah?

let me fuck those pinkies. okay. yeah. okay. keep pressure on the sides of it

baby

keep it sprung! yeah!

tell me how much you love it

ooh

i love it

tell me it makes you horny

ooh

i'm gettin real horny

tell me it's bigger than a tic tac

but it isn't!

i don't give a shit if it is or isn't! say it is!

alright! your dick is bigger than a tic tac!

damn right

tic tac

cashew

thumbtack

half a grape

it's

bigger than all that shit!

all that shit put together!

now don't get crazy on me

bitch

let's keep this shit semi-real

aw

i like a man who shaves down here!

i don't shave that shit

bitch! i'm still waitin on them weeds to

bust out and grow and what not!

what? you mean you haven't reached puberty?

i guess the only way to get you to shutup is to throw a dick in your mouth!

okay. well

then suck on that shit!

uh

okay. mmmm. yeah

i'm suckin. suckin away here

that's a pimple

you dumb twat!

ugg. move your mouth lower!

mmmmm

oh

oh yeah

now you're on it! you're on it!

i'm on it?

that's it!

okay!

oh

that feels nice!

okay!

oh

hell yeah!

yeah

there you go!

oh

oh

shit

fuck

ow!

what's wrong?

it's caught between your teeth! get it out! get it out!

i'm sorry

sir!

don't be flossin with that shit

you gap-toothed bitch! be careful!

look

maybe i should just lick it then

okay?

do somethin!

im gonna lick it! cause i love to lick that thing

okay?

yeah. yeah

baby. yeah!

yeah

you like that

baby?

oh

yeah!

whoah

whoah

whoah! somethin just spewed all over my face!

that was the pimple again!

oh

uh uh. let me reiterate. down. lower. bitch!

okay

you fat fuck!

what's that?

i'm just playin with ya

haha. oh

you better be playin! oh yeah

that's it

now you're on it!

i'm on it?

oh

oh smoke that roast

bitch. okay. whoah

whoah

whoah

whoah

slow down

not so fast!

oh

okay

i got shit i wanna do to you

woman!

oh boy. time to pull your dress off. you're gonna get fucked!

i don't know

sir

i mean. is that. is that really possible?

don't give me no lip

bitch! you want me to smack you in the

face with this shit?

hahahahaha

hahaha" you laughin now? get the fuckin dress off!