the bouncer

i was out drinkin' with my buddies

right after work

boots still muddy. did a shot then we shot the breeze

shot some pool

like we always do. everybody buyin' everybody rounds. i didn't wanna be rude and turn 'em down. buzz on after 2 or 3

or maybe 3 or 4. didn't count no more 'cuz

i was just there to drink

i was just minding my own bui-yee-i-isness

can i get a wi-i-i-i-i-itness

i was just partyin' on

swear i wasn't doin' nothin' wrong. just kissed a waitress on the mouth

then the big bad bouncer threw me out. said he played defensive line

for mississippi back in 1999

he didn't seem that scared of me

when i showed a few

of my karr-ate moves

i'm not sure how far i travelled

just know i landed face first in the gravel. got up and kicked him in the pork-n-beans

dusted off and then

i ran right back in 'cuz

i was just there to drink

i was just minding my own bui-yee-i-isness

can i get a wi-i-i-i-i-itness

i was just partyin' on

climbed up on the bar to sing my song

jumped off and surfed across the crowd

then the big bad bouncer threw me out. i was just there to drink

i was just minding my own bui-yee-i-isness

can i get a wi-i-i-i-i-itness

i was just partyin' on

swear i wasn't doin nothin wrong. just kissed another waitress on the mouth

jumped off the bar

surfed across crowd

if i wadn't busy drinkin' woulda taken him down

but the big bad bouncer threw me out. he better be glad i was in a good mood"