the chanukah song, part 3 (radio version)

Singer:adam sandler

put on your yarmulke

it's time for chanukah. sounds good

guys!

give it up for the drei-dels

everybody!

once again

it's chanukah. the miracle of chanukah!

chanukah is

the festival of lights. one day of presents?

hell no

we get the eight crazy nights!

but if you still feel like the only kid in town

without a christmas tree

i guess my first two songs didn't do it for ya

so here comes number three!

ross and phoebe from friends

say the chanukah blessing

so does lenny's pal squiggy and will and grace's debra messing!

melissa gilbert and michael landon never mixed meat with dairy

maybe they shoulda called that show

little kosher house on the prairie!

we got jerry lewis

ben stiller

and jack black

tom arnold converted to judaism

but you guys can have him back!

we may not get to kiss

underneath the mistletoe

but we can do it all night long

with deuce bigalow!

i'm jewish!

oh

my god. sweet robbie schneider is here!

put on your yarmulke

here comes chanukah. the guy in willie nelson's band who plays harmonica celebrates chanukaaah!

ah

good job

schneider!

what are you talkin' about?!?

all right

now. osama bin laden. boo!

not a big fan of the jews!

well maybe that's because he lost a figure skating match

to gold medalist sarah hughes!

houdini and david blaine escape straightjackets

with such precision

but one thing they could not get out of. their painful circumcision!

gwyneth paltrow's half-jewish

but a full-time oscar winner

jennifer connelly's half-jewish too

and i'd like to put some more in her! whoo!

there's lou reed

perry farrell

beck

and paula abdul

joey ramone invented punk rock music

but first came hebrew school!

hey!

natalie portmanika

it's time to celebrate chanukah

i hope i get an abtronica

on this joyful

toyful chanukah

so get a high colonika

and soil your long-johnnakahs

if you really

really wannakah

have a happy

happy

happy

happy

happy

happy

happy

happy chanukah!

buckle up for safety

everybody!

Lyric Context: the chanukah song, part 3 (radio version) - adam sandler